Second Transmission

[nihility]

[action - everywhere there is to be an action, all day]


[Guess who drank the milk this morning, Robot House? And guess who's now as high as a kite?



Lucky for all of you she doesn't have her Interface powers back, otherwise....]


Eeeee...! Mama-Lady, Papa-man, everyone, the milk is no niiiice! Eheeehheeee don't be afraiiiid...


Wait wait why...are there...flowers on your head? Ehehehehe....



[phone - evening]


[There is suddenly an ear-piercing shriek over the phone lines. Have you ever heard a Humanoid Interface scream, Mayfield? It's not pleasant. It sounds more like a combination of a dying cat, bad violin playing, and a dog whistle thrown into one horrible package. Something like that shouldn't be coming out of a "teenage girl"'s mouth.]

Comments

[action - everywhere there is to be an action, all day] Gonna be some awkwardness up in here

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[ Geh ] What are you talking about?

this girl LIVES on awkward

[nihility]

Oh, hi pretty lady!

Your hair is long but not as long as miiiine, heeh! [True enough, hers goes down to the soles of her feet, and maybe a bit longer.]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Almost though... [ Shana has pretty epic hair herself. ]

Are you all right? Did you have to drink the milk?

[nihility]

Uh-huh! [She nods.]

Milk? Yes, Kuyou drank milk! Protect Papa-man from Mama-lady. Mama-lady wanted him to, but Kuyou did instead!

Eeeeee...!

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

You talk really weird, almost like the Misaka clones... are you a clone too?

[ errybody is clones or tsundere. Errybody. ]

[nihility]

No, silly pretty lady! I'm an...[dramatic pause] ...alien.

[She holds her arms out and...tries to mimic a flying UFO Kuyou what are you doing]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Oh. [ Given all the weird stuff Shana has seen, this doesn't faze her at all. ]

Are there any other aliens here that you know?

[nihility]

Yuki! [Polite little smile. Oh Lord, what the acidmilk has done to her.]

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Oh... Yuki. [ Have the guiltiest face ever. Shana had to kill herself AND yuki in order to save Kyon the other day. Killing a friend like that is still bearing down on her. She looks at the ground. ]

[nihility]

Don't get upset, pretty lady. [Kuyou is...reaching out to give Shana a hug?]

Whatever Yuki did, she's just being goofy.

[flameyedhunter.livejournal.com]

[ Shana stiffens when hugged. ]

It didn't feel goofy. It didn't even feel like Yuki.

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

I told you to let the idiot drink the milk.

[She tries to be nice and look what that gets her.

Wheatley not being dead.

Oh yeah, and high daughter]

[nihility]

Hi, Mama-Lady! [She's just...bouncing up and down in her seat with a handful of spoons and forks.]

I have some pretty flowers!

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

[Well she was insane. Good to know that milk could do that.]

I see.

They're quite....shiny.

[nihility]

[Suddenly she drops the silverware. All over.]

These are not flowers.

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

Are you sane now or are you going to claim they're spiders next?

Action

[slave_of_suzumiya]

[There is a Kyon, walking down the street and just... stopping to stare at the girl who appears to be tripping on something hardcore.]

(... What the hell is she doing? ... At the very least, it doesn't look deadly. That was too close for comfort with Nagato the other day...)

[nihility]

[As soon as she sees him...brb barreling towards him with her arms wide open.]

Kyooooon~!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Uh, Kuyou... Hi...

(Okay, what is she doing?)

[nihility]

[She is going to give him a hug, that's what she's doing. Careful that her huge mass of hair doesn't work the momentum wrong.]

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Oh, um... Uh... It's nice to see you too?

[And he'll give her a somewhat unsure-ish hug in return...]

(... What am I even doing here?)